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DIRTY DOSSIER OF "SEX SECRETS" ROCKS TORY PARTY
Some bright spark in the UK Conservative Party had the brilliant idea of putting together a list of all the minor sexual misdemeanours of various Conservative MPs. Now that list has been leaked to the media. We produce the whole list below with all the names of the MPs involved and the often cryptic references to their sexual peccadilloes:
| Name | Position | Claim |
|---|---|---|
| Damien Green | First Secretary of state | Ashley Madison + handsy at parties |
| Dan Poulter | Impregnated former researcher and made her have abortion + had other female researchers (Gornalf)? | |
| Andrew Mitchell | Inappropriate with women, including interviews + paid a female to be quiet | |
| Stephen Crabb | Sexual relations with SpAd and inappropriate with women | |
| Matt Hancock | Minister of State, DCMS | Sexual relations with member of his private office |
| Boris Johnson | Foreign Secretary | NDA between him and Danielle Fleet (Philip Davies' researcher) |
| Mark Garnier | DIT Minister | Inappropriate with women, asked PA to buy sex toys |
| David Morris | Inappropriate with female and male staff + Alexandra Swan | |
| Michael Fallon | Defence Secretary | Odd sexual penchants and sexual with fellow MP Mike Freer - a drunk |
| George Hollingbery | PPS to PM | Handsy with women |
| Nigel Adams | Whip | Sexual relations with Robert Halfon's researcher Emily Burditt and others |
| Conor Burns | Inappropriate with male researchers + Augustine Chipungu | |
| Charlie Elphicke | Inappropriate with female researchers | |
| Nigel Evans | Inappropriate with male researchers - long history | |
| Guy Opperman | Minister, DWP | Nicknamed Guy "Copperfeel + handsy with females |
| Jake Berry | Minister, DCLG | Impregnated Alice Robinson |
| Justin Tomlinson | Dates his researcher Catherine Bennet | |
| Bob Stewart | Perpetually intoxicated and very inappropriate with women | |
| Chris Heaton Harris | Whip | Inappropriate with female researchers + handsy in taxis |
| Chris Pincher | Whip | Inappropriate with male researchers and heavy drinker + touched Tom Blenkinsop |
| Michael Fabricant | Inappropriate with male journalist in a taxi | |
| Michael Ellis | Deputy Leader | Takes his personal trainer to the Cinema and to private rooms at Carlton |
| Robert Halfon | Inappropriate with female researchers and Alexandra Paterson + Dickinson at EIC | |
| John Whittingdale | Inappropriate with female researchers + uses prostitutes for odd sexual acts | |
| Liz Truss | Chief Sec | Fornicated with male researchers whilst backbench MP + sexual relations with Kwasi Kwarteng |
| Daniel Kawczynski | Inappropriate with male researchers | |
| John Hayes | Transport Minister | Inappropriate with female private office staff |
| Liam Fox | DIT Secretary | Adam Werritty |
| Alan Mak | Inappropriate with female researchers and journalist + asked to take 3 female aides on holiday | |
| Claire Perry | Transport Minister | Inappropriate with male MPs after and pre-divorce |
| Chris Skidmore | Cab Office Minister | Inappropriate with females (redacted)? |
| Rory Stewart | DEF? + FCO Minister | Asked female researcher to do odd things (Sophie Bolsover) |
| Steve Double | Affair with female researcher who was married to journalist at his local paper | |
| Will Wragg | Video exists of three males urinating on him | |
| Dom Raab | Justice minister | Injunction for inappropriate behavior with a woman |
| Grant Shapps | Affair | |
| Nicholas Soames | Inappropriate with female researchers | |
| Mark Menzies | Known to have used male prostitutes | |
| Amber Rudd | Home Secretary | Workplace relationships with Kwasi Kwarteng (PPS to the Chancellor) |
| Alun Cairns | Welsh Secretary | Likes to have intercourse with men who are wearing women's perfume (recently came out) |
Now that homosexuality and interracial sex are no big deals in the UK, almost none of these so-called "scandals" are big enough on their own to merit much media attention.
In fact, most of the people on the list are just accused of "inappropriate behaviour," whatever that means these days. This could be anything from wearing one's socks during intercourse to serving the wrong aperitifs before a bondage session.
Really, no newspaper today would find much mileage in any of this. But put them all together in one big list and then leak it, and things change. Suddenly the story develops "critical mass," and the media now has a target for what would have been just so many "so what?" stories.
Whoever came up with this list must therefore have been either a moron or a genius. In fact, given the destabilising effect this list could have on the UK government, which already has the slimmest of majorities in Parliament, we are firmly in conspiracy theory territory.
Is this ultimately some clever scheme to thwart Brexit? Or else is it an attempt to take the wind out of the sails of the Prime Minister's main challenger, Boris Johnson, who makes an appearance on the list for ancient and now forgotten offences?
Who knows? All that is clear is that this list gives the media a useful frame to dredge up every petty little sex scandal involving a Conservative MP. In short, it makes Tory sex scandals into a kind of viral meme.
Already one of those named, Sir Michael Fallon, has resigned as Minister of Defence. His offence? "Odd sexual penchants and sexual with fellow MP Mike Freer - a drunk," according to the dossier. Does this mean he was bisexual or that he merely "teamed up" with Mike Freer to hunt pussy together? Don't worry, the media will get round to telling us.
In other news, he also shocked the nation by putting his hand on a woman's knee 15 years ago!
This is fast becoming a ridiculous mini "House of Cards" farce. The US "House of Cards" series was of course based on a British TV series of the same name, staring the great Ian Richardson. It looks now like it's coming home.
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